One Nation in Hypocrisy and Judgement We Stand!

This presidential election is about to get on my last damn nerve… It seems one thing it is rife with is hypocrisy and judgement. Oh and hate. And bullshit. People throw around character assassinations like it’s candy and they’re on a float in a parade. Or like an Italian grandma with wedding cookies and she

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The Year of Madge with Video Footage

Do you guys remember the episode of Seinfeld (if you say you’ve never seen it or don’t know what it is, you should probably just leave my blog now… ok just kidding, kind of) where George decided it was the “Summer of George”? Well, I proclaim this to be the “Year of Madge”!  Ok ok,

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Sexting Scrapbooking Group, Now Accepting New Members!

(Just and aside this Friday and Saturday (starting at midnight tonight) my new book “I Got Yer Haiku Right Here” will be a FREE ebook download on Amazon.com, check out my other book “When Life Gives You Lemons… at Least You Won’t Get Scurvy!” while you’re there) As most of you may know I’ve been

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According to SEO MY Blog Involves Young Gay Sweatpants Porn

I love to look through my search term results on WordPress sometimes.  It’s a function on the dashboard that allows you to see what terms people have typed into search engines (Google, Yahoo, Bing) that resulted in your blog showing up and them clicking on it. This provides me with twofold entertainment: 1. It shows

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I Fought the Law… and Got My Ass Kicked. Duh.

What the fuck is wrong with people?  You can’t beat the man.  The Clash just said it… I fought the law and the law won.  I know this song is mostly about someone who tried to break the law and was caught.  But I think it’s all encompassing… like the idiots who try to resist

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