Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag

‘Vaginal Knitting’ Is Here To Make Everyone Afraid Of Performance Art Once Again (NSFW) Read Article Here So, um… yea… ew. Who… I mean what… like why would you… who are these people that do things like this? I’m all for expressing yourself, I’m in some ways an “artist”, I have tons of artist friends.

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I Fought the Law… and Got My Ass Kicked. Duh.

What the fuck is wrong with people?  You can’t beat the man.  The Clash just said it… I fought the law and the law won.  I know this song is mostly about someone who tried to break the law and was caught.  But I think it’s all encompassing… like the idiots who try to resist

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Madge's Perverse Reality Show Pitches

My daughter was watching a show last night on the Discovery Channel that made me so uncomfortable, I watched for like 5 minutes and had to get up and leave the room.  I have never been so disturbed by a TV show.  It’s called “Naked and Afraid”.  Have you seen it? The premise is it

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When is it Safe to Call a Molester a Molester?

A lot of things I read last week got me thinking about perceived danger and being trusting or not being stupid and protecting yourself. Let’s face it… Wait I just got distracted… the Today Show just showed an extreme closeup of a bowl of corn.  WTF? So, back to what I was saying… let’s face

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I'd Only Trust My Ass to a Professional

Trust my big Irish ass when  I tell you that this blog is not going to be about the Zimmerman trial.  Or the verdict of the Zimmerman trial.  I may make reference to it, but it’s not about that. I don’t know about you, but the last thing I fucking want if I get in

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Knock Knock, Who's There? A Jackass.

<a href=”http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/8786099/?claim=hf5kaq2wxpn”>Follow my blog with Bloglovin</a>     Seriously, did the defense attorney for George Zimmerman start out his opening arguments with a knock knock joke?  I can tell you right now they are going to find that guy guilty if that’s the caliber of his lawyer.  That’s what happens when you get your attorney

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I Not Know

Yo!  I just have to take a break from book hawking and Kickstarter reward giving for a minute and discuss something.  Oh but first, you can order my book here… “When Life Gives You Lemons… at Least You Won’t Get Scurvy!” heh heh This case of the the three kidnapped women found in Cleveland is

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