Man Takes High Dive with Detachable Penis in Hand

17 Apr

Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis,

jumps off building, but survives




I can not make this stuff up, folks. Uh, that’s some nutty stuff… choppin’ off your penis than jumping off a building. Ok, it was only the second story but he had good intentions. How embarrassing is it though that he survived? Now he’s gonna’ take a whole lotta’ shit from his boyz.

Brings new meaning to the King Missile song, “Detachable Penis”.

In all seriousness though, apparently he needs help. Whatever it is… drugs or mental health, it’s time for help. Cuttin’ off your penis? My guess is either he cheated on a woman or he’s fightin’ the gay. According to that CNN article, his rapper name was Christ Bearer in the group Northstar, a member of the Wu-Tang Clan family of products. So I’m guessin’ it’s self-punishment for something he thinks is naughty. Or there is the off-chance he was once abused and feeling haunted by it.

I don’t know, who am I to judge? I’m not judging, I’m just saying people’s acts of desperation are getting wackier. Well, wackier and more violent. It seems now when someone is getting stressed out about something it’s time to go shoot a place up, kill your kids, or self-mutilation. That’s uh… pretty extreme. Why is this happening? Is it happening more or do we just hear about it more because of the instantaneous news cycle? I think these things are becoming commonplace and people think it’s normal or how things are supposed to go down. I find it incredibly disturbing.

Maybe what I find most disturbing is how CNN posted this in the “Entertainment” section. Yup, that right there’s some good entertainment. Granted he is an “entertainer” but that’s like some really disturbing stuff. But just like I am writing about it, it will become, I’m sure, fodder for late night monologues. However, my angle is more… what the hell is going on in society? More and more bizarre shit is happening every day. It’s like becoming a contest to see who can go out in the biggest blaze of destruction and outrageous glory. Damn, is it too much to ask to just go in my sleep nowadays? Lord help us…


6 Responses to “Man Takes High Dive with Detachable Penis in Hand”

  1. Valentine Logar April 17, 2014 at 11:46 am #

    Entertainment? Really?

    I suppose this makes a certain type of sense to the really sick and twisted. You know though, I would rather see someone cut off their own appendages and jump than shoot up a nightclub or school.

    • Madge Madigan April 17, 2014 at 11:53 am #

      Well this is true, if you really must… hurt yourself and not others.

  2. Live by Surprise (@LiveBySurprise) April 17, 2014 at 9:28 pm #

    Well, Van Gogh cut off his ear and became famous…I never heard of this guy before today…maybe he wrote his own ticket?

  3. idiotprufs April 18, 2014 at 2:03 pm #


  4. Dan April 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm #

    Short time time reader…long time enjoyer of humor.
    Keep the blogs coming….just found you while navigating the duldrums…..enjoy your stream of conscience approach with random slices of f bombs….thanks for making me laugh…

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