As the Weird Guy Gropes…

I have about 5,000 things I want to write about at this time but some I don’t think are fit for human consumption.  I mean I just don’t know who’s reading anymore and I don’t want to piss anybody off or divulge their criminal acts.  heh But this weekend I went to my high school

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When is it Safe to Call a Molester a Molester?

A lot of things I read last week got me thinking about perceived danger and being trusting or not being stupid and protecting yourself. Let’s face it… Wait I just got distracted… the Today Show just showed an extreme closeup of a bowl of corn.  WTF? So, back to what I was saying… let’s face

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National Lampoon's Vacation Was Pretty Much Spot On

Taking a little trip tomorrow, going down to Pittsburgh for my niece’s high school graduation party.  About a 4 hour drive.  Yea, this is about the closest my kids will come to a summer vacation this year… a weekend in Pittsburgh, woot!  I can’t even imagine taking a week and going somewhere and staying in

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I'd Only Trust My Ass to a Professional

Trust my big Irish ass when  I tell you that this blog is not going to be about the Zimmerman trial.  Or the verdict of the Zimmerman trial.  I may make reference to it, but it’s not about that. I don’t know about you, but the last thing I fucking want if I get in

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Top 20 Reasons to Have a Cocktail

Quick FYI FREE Kindle version of my book “When Life Gives You Lemons… at Least You Won’t Get Scurvy!” available on Amazon.com thru Friday 7/12!   CLICK HERE Top 20 Reasons to Drink “Have a cocktail because…” 1.  You’re not an alcoholic. 2.  Heroin just gives you a headache. 3.  Work is over for the day…

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Opinions are Like Bananas, They Go Bad After a While

Quick FYI FREE Kindle version of my book “When Life Gives You Lemons… at Least You Won’t Get Scurvy!” available on Amazon.com on Wednesday 7/10 thru Thursday 7/11!   CLICK HERE   You know that old saying, “Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one”?  My new version is “Opinions are like bananas, they go bad after

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A Slice of Cheesy Summer Nostalgia from the 80's

It’s the day before the day before a holiday.  So either people have taken tomorrow off or will get out early tomorrow or have a half day tomorrow or will work a full day anyway because they work retail or have a douchebag boss.  Anyway, odds are no one is reading blogs this week.  

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