"Because it's Mine" is for Douchebags

I was trying to get my girls to a day camp that they are working at as “counselors” this morning. (more like “cat herders”) and I was so put off by something it triggered a blog in me. So, I’m coming down a side street trying to turn right onto a main artery in the

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Knock Knock, Who's There? A Jackass.

<a href=”http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/8786099/?claim=hf5kaq2wxpn”>Follow my blog with Bloglovin</a>     Seriously, did the defense attorney for George Zimmerman start out his opening arguments with a knock knock joke?  I can tell you right now they are going to find that guy guilty if that’s the caliber of his lawyer.  That’s what happens when you get your attorney

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You Are What You Social Media

If you are what you eat, then do we assume – you are what you social media?  Everyone has their social media preferences.  What does it say about you where you hang out?  Is there any validity to that? I like Facebook for connecting with past, present, and future friends.  It’s like a little catch-up

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Madge's Useful Gift Guide for Wayward Grads

  It’s that time of year again… graduation time!  And as I am always striving to be oh-so-helpful, I have compiled a list of nifty gift ideas for the recent grad.  The ceremony has probably already happened but there are still a shitload of grad parties to attend and you don’t want to go empty

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It's My Countdown to Protective Undergarments Birthdays!

Jesus Mary and Joseph, why am I up at 3:00am writing?  Oh, I was asleep at one point.  Asleep on the couch.  Needing my own space.  Desperately seeking some peace and solitude and sense of… I don’t know, being able to have a small space of “control” in my life. But now I’m awake.  Needing…

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Fame! I Wanna' Live Forever… Not So Much

I had someone say something to me that made me think yesterday. I walked into the bar at the country club and said hello to a bunch of my lady friends and one woman who is more of just an acquaintance that I haven’t seen in a while says, “Hey, I hear you’re famous!”  I

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Look at My Buns!

I’ve been known to say and do many odd things around my kids. There’s the time we were living in Denver about 7 years ago, we went to the grocery store to get cookout supplies.  We’re driving back down into our neighborhood and my son was about 11 or 12 and was sitting in the

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