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Snap Out Of It!
By Amy W on December 18, 2015
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When Life Gives You Lemons… At Least You Won’t Get Scurvy!
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Some essays are built on helpful advice, Madge-style. Sample titles: How Not to Have Your Obituary Read: “She Was a Pain in the Ass'” and How to Keep Your Daughter Off the Pole.
Some essays are purely satirical (I hope!), such as her illustrated campaign to land a reality television show for her “rack”
My favorite passages reflect her typically creative, no holds-barred assessment of the world as we know it. Madge on Fifty Shades: “The girl is everything that’s wrong with women, and he’s a controlling douchecopter.” Item number three on Madge’s list of dreaded Facebook cliches: “The health overshare: `I just got home from the doctor, still can’t figure out what is wrong. Still have purple ooze coming from my rectum. But doc said my mologium levels are normal. Will test my saliva tomorrow.'”
The bottom line: Buy this book. Read it. You will laugh.”
5.0 out of 5 stars
5.0 out of 5 stars A woman’s guide to surviving everything.
“Reading this was a bit like going out for cocktails with your best girlfriend or your sister. You know the nights I mean, where you’re in full rant mode, setting the world to rights and laughing till gin comes down your nose. Very funny in places, it is also dark and savage in others. But it’s a book about survival, and let’s face it, by the time we’re in our forties most of us have had times in our lives where we were just trying to get through the day without having a breakdown, rather than worrying about unruly hair and not being able to find the perfect black tee shirt. So three cheers to Madge for writing about this stuff with such honesty and humour.”
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