Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag

‘Vaginal Knitting’ Is Here To Make Everyone Afraid Of Performance Art Once Again (NSFW) Read Article Here So, um… yea… ew. Who… I mean what… like why would you… who are these people that do things like this? I’m all for expressing yourself, I’m in some ways an “artist”, I have tons of artist friends.

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Mating Ritual: Finding Your Foot Fetish Equal

What is love? Yea, I don’t mean this as a sappy, philosophical, your ass is covered in syrup talk… wait what? I mean like… ok, I do some fundraising and marketing work for a non-profit that helps women transition from domestic violence.  It also educates on prevention.  Not just for women how to avoid it,

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Sexting Scrapbooking Group, Now Accepting New Members!

(Just and aside this Friday and Saturday (starting at midnight tonight) my new book “I Got Yer Haiku Right Here” will be a FREE ebook download on Amazon.com, check out my other book “When Life Gives You Lemons… at Least You Won’t Get Scurvy!” while you’re there) As most of you may know I’ve been

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My Biggest Halloween Costume Fails

Happy Halloween and all that jazz. I used to love Halloween.  Because you know, creative idiots like myself, love that crap.  I was always a bit out of step, though. Wait… I just got distracted… Vanilla Ice is performing on the Today Show.  Oh it’s a flashback theme… well that makes sense. Anyway, believe it

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The Art of Naughty Words

In the past few years as I have tried to expand my writing opportunities, and in doing so I have often encountered the dilemma of profanity.  The naughty word, the swear word, expletives, obscenities.  Should I use bad words if I am trying to appeal to the masses or get a certain job and need

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The Difference Between Younger Women and Older Women

Just a short one today, I’m out of my mind busy.  Lots of projects and I’ve been in and out of doctor’s offices and hospitals all week with a daughter with a jacked up back which was first diagnosed as a kidney infection but is not… don’t get me started. I was looking at some

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Dream a Little Dream of Naked Tony Danza

Do you think dreams really mean anything?  I’m not sure.  Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I think they may be a slideshow of all the things your subconscious is thinking, you know all your worries and such.  Other times I think it’s a function of what you saw or heard last before you

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