Finally! Crimes are Easier to Commit Than Ever! Try Yours Today!

So I was reading this article here… Doreen Landstra, Elderly Woman Who Killed 3 In Car, Gets Suspended License And the reasoning behind the sentence completely baffled me. Now this is the woman that (you probably remember this story) backed into a group of fellow church-goers while trying to leave the church parking lot and

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Your Job Has Loved You Long Time, Now You Go!

People always act like it’s so tragic when an employer closes down and someone loses their job that they held for 25 years there. Girl, I’d be happy if I could work somewhere for a year before getting laid off. I used to look for a job every 6 months. I’d love to have that

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My Adventures with Strippers

I was at  a business’ client appreciation reception with a Mardi Gras theme on Tuesday night.  There were a bunch of people in attendance that I knew pretty well, so it was pretty relaxed, not stuffy.  So after a glass of wine and a nip from the Bourbon tasting table… I slipped into a stand-up

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What's Your Problem with Gays?

It has always baffled me exactly what the reason is that homophobes hate homosexuals. The first thing people say is, “God says it’s bad, it’s in the bible!  It’s a sin!  It’s an abomination!” A sin?  Well it’s not one of the Ten Commandments.  And we all know how much conflicting stuff there is in

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10 Wildly Inappropriate Yet Well Meaning Valentine's Day Cards

In honor of Valentine’s Day I’m re-gifting this blog from Valentine’s Day past… Remember in elementary school how you’d buy (or rather your mother would buy) that box of small little Valentine’s Day cards and you would fill out each one with a name of a classmate and then sign your name?  Remember how you

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Does NY Rep. Michael Grimm Have Masculine Identity Issues?

In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard about it… the above clip is of Rep. Michael Grimm, a Republican Congressman representing Staten Island and parts of Brooklyn who is currently under investigation for illegal fund raising being interviewed by NY1 reporter Michael Scotto.  Grimm is being interviewed to get his response

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