What I Really Meant to Say Was "Get the Hell Away From Me!"

I fancy myself as pretty direct. I try to give my honest thoughts without serving up a bunch of bullshit. Now of course it depends on the situation. There are some situations where it’s best to acquiesce and move on. You know like those involving bosses, police, parents, and a 6’4″ 300lb man with “Vato

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Don't Tell Me How to Mother on Mother's Day!

To all you Mothers… Happy Mother’s Day! This will be my first Mother’s Day without my Mom, she died 6 months ago. I miss her everyday. She was a phenomenal, feisty, loving little Irish lady. I’m not even thinking about me being a Mom this year and if my kids will do anything, I’m just

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Are You a Sun-thriver or Night Owl?

When I was very little, I’m talking about 4,5,6 maybe, I used to get up really early. So early my parents would tell me to go back to bed, becuase the sun wasn’t up yet. I just wanted to get on with my day, maybe watch some TV. Eventually they said it was ok to

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Man Takes High Dive with Detachable Penis in Hand

Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building,┬ábut survives     I can not make this stuff up, folks. Uh, that’s some nutty stuff… choppin’ off your penis than jumping off a building. Ok, it was only the second story but he had good intentions. How embarrassing is it though that he survived? Now he’s

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Finally! Crimes are Easier to Commit Than Ever! Try Yours Today!

So I was reading this article here… Doreen Landstra, Elderly Woman Who Killed 3 In Car, Gets Suspended License And the reasoning behind the sentence completely baffled me. Now this is the woman that (you probably remember this story) backed into a group of fellow church-goers while trying to leave the church parking lot and

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